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HUMOUR KA TUMOUR - Radio Script

 


TITLE OF THE PROGRAM: HUMOUR KA TUMOUR

TRT: TWENTY FIVE MINUTES

COMPANY: 98.1 RADIO DESI TADKA

HOST: RJ HAPPY SINGH

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RJ PARESH RAWAL

 

 

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RJ HAPPY

Good Morning Listeners, me RJ HAPPY welcomes you the most  favorite show on 98.1 RADIO DESI TADKA i.e. HUMOUR KA TUMOUR

Today is world humour day and I think I should start your morning with a mind blowing joke –

So guys , tell me , what do you call the cheese that isn’t yours ? the answer is very easy . Will you all guess or should I tell you. Well the answer is “ Nacho cheese” . I am sure this joke must have brought laughs to you ; not laughs but at least you smile . And smile karna to banta hai kyunki your favourite RJ happy is here with the best shiw on air i.e. HUMOUR KA TUMOUR .

I have very special guest for you guys today on the occasion of world humour day who is going to be my co-RJ  . Guess who ? Well if you cannot guess here is a hint song for you . I am sure you will guess after listening to this song .

 

KYU AAGE PICHE DOLTE HO BHAVRO KI TARAH song plays from the movie GOLMAL FUN UNLIMITED .

 

Yesss ! Your guesses are right . Let’s welcome the BABURAO of Bollywood , everyone’s favourite MR. PARESH RAWAL and our co-RJ for the day .

 

(PARESH RAWAL ENTERS)

Whatsapppppp MUMBAI ?

FX: claps and whistles

 

What a wonderful joshhhhhhh ! this man , this man never becomes old . Same enthusiasm , same energy and same naughtiness ( RJ HAPPY LAUGHS)

Sir , aapke is energy ka raaz

 

Bas ! aap sabka pyaar and nothing else . Other talented people and me all are all because of your love , our fans’ love . we are nothing without them .

 

Sir you are such a great comedy actor , what is your favourite song that hold a masala of comedy ?

 

There are too many but the most favourite in terms of comic if you are asking , it is ….. MERE ANGNE MEIN TUMHARA KYA KAAM HAI

 

Sir ki farmaish , aur hum puri na kare ? lets play MERE ANGANE MEIN TUMHARA KYA KAAM HAI (SINGS)

 

MERE ANGNE MEIN TUMHARA KYA KAAM HAI song is played from the movie LAWARIS .

 

 

Kya baat ! Kya baat ! Sir what a song , sung by a person of golden heart , AMITABH BACCHAN . what is the relation between you and AMITJI , would you like to share ?

 

AMITJI is a complete man , as per my opinion . He has a golden heart , that’s true ! But he has the best personality traits . He never brings down anyone’s expectations down . Being a superstar , he has zero ego . he may seem having attitude but that is what makes him the superstar . You would never feel bored or down when it’s the AMITJI ambience around . I admire him for his best sense of humour off screen also . he is a patient actor with a lots to learn. Devmanus hai re baba woh (LAUGHS)

 

 

(LAUGHS) Okay PARESH JI , we have our most luck listener who is extremely excited to talk to you . Can we please take that call ?

 

Kyu nahi , as I said first comes my fans ( LAUGHS)

 

 

(LISTENER ASKS)

 

(REPLIES)

 

 

Sir let us move to our next segment RAPID FIRE

 

( RAPID FIRE ROUND TAKES PLACE BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM )


Accha sir , what are you thoughts about the three khans ? who is your favourite amongst them?


All the three khans are the best at their own places , cant compare them . All of them are talented , good actors , great humans and they are like the three most important wheels of the Bollywood industry . The khan who has a greater impact on me as an audience is AAMIR. He is my good friend and I think he has made his own place in the industry with an unique personality .


AAMIR is indeed a gem of a person. Whenever I meet him I feel like I am meeting a masiha. He is cool , calm , smart and has immense knowledge. I must praise him for his social awareness through his films . I like his film , 3 IDIOTS , such a thoughtful movie in a impactful way ! That too the serious topic is handled in amazing comical way . And the song ALL IS WELL , such a funny yet , meaningful song . We all must appreciate the movie and the song .


ALL IS WELL song is played from the movie 3 IDIOTS .

If you are playing the song please I  have a last song which I wish to play before I come out of the chair of the RJ . I would be grateful . 


Which is the song sir . Aap bas batao . Hum abhi pesh karte hai 

Guess karo ! (LAUGHS) Not able to ? Well let's everyone enjoy it though .

JAB TAK RAHEGA SAMOSE MEIN AALOO song  from the movie MR. AND MRS. KHILADI is played . 


Waah Waah ! What a song sir ... Tussi jeet gaye sir ji . I must appreciate PARESH Sir's choices along with his comedy . Such a down to the earth personality . I must also appreciate the way PARESH sir handles the responsibility of a co-RJ of a dumb RJ like me .(LAUGHS)

Not dumb , you are the real dose on enjoyment and I must appreciate you to keep my fans entertained . My privilege to be with you .

That's so sweet sir ! Thanks once again for coming in our show and entertaining us in the whole show . So guys I RJ HAPPY thank you all to watch our show HUMOUR KA TUMOUR and making us the no. 1 show . See you again tomorrow at the same time only on 98.1 RADIO DESI TADKA .

 

 

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